stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via jointhefeeling)

shielclon:

American Horror Story: Coven

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

Timestamp: 1398240506

shielclon:

American Horror Story: Coven

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

lolsomeone-actually:

Actually the very first time I got down on one knee.

Dat tongue doe

(Source: dailyjhutch, via humoristics)

Timestamp: 1398240466

lolsomeone-actually:

Actually the very first time I got down on one knee.

Dat tongue doe

(Source: dailyjhutch, via humoristics)

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

(Source: deforming, via pinkmlk)

Timestamp: 1398239495

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

(Source: deforming, via pinkmlk)

benjihunna:

poppunky:

a-scar-filled-sky:

What the hell this is rad as life

Wow this is really well looped.

nice

(Source: mammothpills, via pinkmlk)

Timestamp: 1398239464

benjihunna:

poppunky:

a-scar-filled-sky:

What the hell this is rad as life

Wow this is really well looped.

nice

(Source: mammothpills, via pinkmlk)

(Source: danielodowd, via oh-good-life)

(Source: juilan, via pinkmlk)

Timestamp: 1398239113

(Source: juilan, via pinkmlk)

(Source: sk-etches, via wi-cked)